So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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