didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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