Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I am available for nakedness
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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