Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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