Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
ok first of all what the fuck
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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