Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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