Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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