I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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