he was CRYING into my vagina
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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