Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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