He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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