i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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