We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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