His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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