O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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