What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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