Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
