This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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