it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just gargled with NyQuil
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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