My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Ketchup is God's man juice
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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