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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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