i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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