Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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