Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(