would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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