Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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