found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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