i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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