Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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