Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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