her vagine was all disorganized.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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