I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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