maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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