you turned your livingroom into a bong?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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