That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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