she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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