I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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