ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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