u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
whose parrot is this?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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