69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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