Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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