He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night