I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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