You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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