Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
organizing the empties. That sober.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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