I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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