oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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