I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
its liver damage thursday
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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