My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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