My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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