am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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