She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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