you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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