Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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