I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We talked him into tasing himself.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Randomize
