OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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