Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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