A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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