His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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