Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
wow bdsm is so cute
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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