69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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